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www.titlovi.com

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Pick up for Keefer.

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He didn't leave anything.

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Maybe I'm supposed
to go up and get it.

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Some of these guys get a
little weird on deposit days.

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Your name?

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Eddie Vitelli from
the sperm bank.

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Yeah?

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Uh, Mr. Keefer,
do you have something

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for an Eddie Vitelli?

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Huh? Who?

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Uh, what are you here
to pick up?

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Mr. Keefer, you got
a load of sperm for me?

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I'm double-parked.

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Huh?

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Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. Remember?

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From doctor's express.

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You were supposed
to abstain for 3 weeks.

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Oh, yeah, yeah,
right. 7:30.

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Gee, I'm sorry.
I was, uh, sleeping.

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Look, if it's not in the cup
and ready to roll,

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you gonna have
to bring it in yourself.

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No, no,
that's impossible.

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Why do you think
I'm sending it by messenger?

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Well, let me take
a wild guess.

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Is it because you got
a low sperm count,

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you can't get your wife
pregnant the regular way?

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I'm, uh, I-I'll, look,
I'll be right down, ok?

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No dice. If it's not
in the cup and ready to roll-

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no, i-it's in the cup.

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Yeah, it's-it's, uh,
it's ready to roll.

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Good. Then I'll come up
and get it.

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Uh, o-ok, yeah. Come on up.

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Sterilized cups.

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Hey, Janet. Janet.

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Honey? Hon?
No.

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Honey, where are
the sterilized cups?

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Leave me alone, Joel.

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I thought we made up.

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Then why'd you sleep
in there?

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I fell asleep working.
Today's my presentation.

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Bullshit, Joel.

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You slept in there
so we wouldn't have to touch.

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Well, we would have been
in big trouble

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if we had touched
last night.

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You could have done
somethin' for me.

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And risk everything?

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On the very last night
we have to abstain?

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I'm just glad it's over.

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I couldn't take
much more of this.

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Well, now comes
the easy part.

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Yeah, easy for you.

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You don't have
to go through the pregnancy,

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the birth, the breast-feeding
at the office.

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Honey, where are the...

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Breast-feeding
at the office?

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I don't want you breast-feeding
anyone at the office.

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Not anyone.

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I'd put restrictions
on who was entitled.

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Or do you think
I was gonna hire a goat?

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No, I thought you were
gonna work at home.

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My publisher
didn't go for it.

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But she said it was ok for me
to breast-feed at the office.

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Well, that defeats
the whole purpose.

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The baby's supposed
to bring US closer together.

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If you think I'm gonna retire
to have this baby...

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I never said retire.

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This is the worst possible
time to discuss this.

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I need to know where
the sterilized cups are.

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Are you gonna do this now?

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Yes, but I need to know
where the sterilized cups are.

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Let me think.

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In the little bathroom.

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Can I do anything for you?

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I hate to give you the bum's rush,
but I can't keep

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the messenger waiting.
What messenger?

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You're sending by messenger?

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I got no choice.
Today is a killer day.

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He's gonna be here
waiting while...

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Just stall him one minute.

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Stall him? How?

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I don't know. One minute!
Maybe less.

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Oh. Is the man
of the house around?

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He's, um,
he's in the bathroom.

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I knew it. I always get
the guys with the problems.

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Oh, believe me, my husband
does not have a problem.

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So, what am I, waiting?
Tell him I'm double-parked.

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I really don't think
that's gonna help, do you?

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I'm not here to help.
I'm here to bring.

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Come on in.

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Thank you.

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H-H-He'll be with you
in a minute.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
I heard that one before.

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And you know what happens?
Niente.

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Some of these guys need instructions,
for cryin' out loud.

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You want instructions?
I tell 'em,

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you take-a-your pants
and your shorts

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and you Jack-it off.

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And you know what happens?
Niente.

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Yeah, well, 5 dollars says
my husband is not niente.

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You serious?

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What's the matter?

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You afraid to put your money
where your mouth is?

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Well, well, wait a second.

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How do I know you two
don't do this all the time?

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Sure, sure. Then he comes out of
the head with his works in a cup.

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And I'm out five bucks.

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I promise you
we've never done it before.

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Ok. But the clock started

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when you first said it,
which puts US 20 seconds in.

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And counting,
21, 22, 23, 24...

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What is it?

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Honey, the man
is double-parked.

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Hey, hey, what's up?
She helpin'?

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No fair.
I can't do this now.

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Niente!

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He's a fruitcake or what?

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Why can't you?

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Because it's about
as sexy as the preakness.

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You said keep him busy.
What was I to do?

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Today is a horrendous day for me.
I thought this was easy.

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But I'm gonna have to come by the
doctor's office on my lunch break.

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Just like I was tellin'
your doorman.

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With some guys,
it's like pullin' teeth.

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With other guys...

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You know what I mean?

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Huh, yeah.
Here you go.

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Maybe you two can go for
double or nothing at lunch.

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There's a lot of tension
in here.

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Want my advice?
You two go someplace peaceful.

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Do it on the natch.

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I'm late.

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Later.

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Give it to Ted.
Thank you.

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Ye-yes, ma'am. Yes.
I'm recommending that you sell.

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Mrs. Habberman,
no, I don't think so.

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It's haberman. Haberman.
Haberman. I'm sorry.

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I want to keep this.
Sorry.

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I don't understand why I should sell?
No.

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It doesn't make sense to me.

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Because their assets
are vulnerable right now.

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Vulnerable?
Just how vulnerable?

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They're, uh...

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Hello?
...Very vulnerable.

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What am I, small potatoes?

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No, ma'am, no.

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Believe me, it's not because
you only have 5 shares.

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No, you're just as important
as any of my...

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Well, I hope so,

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because, I don't want to be treated
this way. Now, listen. Oh, my god.

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I want to keep...

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Mrs. Habberman,
I'm gonna have to call you back.

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It's haberman!

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No, no, I won't sell anything
without talking to you.

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Marge, Marge,

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all I want to know
is whether I'm invited.

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If I'm not, I'm sure
there's a reason.

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I'd like to know
the reason.

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Is that so much to ask?
Thank you.

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Suddenly, no one knows whether
this year's company weekend is on.

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Frankly, I'd just as soon
not go,

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but if you're not invited,

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it says something about
your stature around here.

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Harry, Harry, chipwits
is down another point.

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So, you want
to be an analyst?

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Well, should i- should I
cancel my presentation?

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Big mistake. You don't cancel
your first at bat.

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Yeah, but I can't
recommend a loser.

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This isn't about chipwits,
this is about you

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and what kind of impression
you make on roalvang.

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Some impression.

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Chipwits has dropped
2-and-a-half points in 2 days!

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You're not hearing me, friend.

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Roalvang doesn't
focus on numbers.

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He's focused on images.
How you handle yourself,

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how you dress,
how you comb your hair.

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Speaking of which,
this is all wrong.

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Roalvang likes it combed flat.
Flat.

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Not all over the place!
Take it.

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Uh, I got- I got one,
uh, at my desk.

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Use it.

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Appearance is everything
to roalvang.

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But it's not going to help me if I
don't recommend the right stock.

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Oh, no?

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Meet Tony dugdale.

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Oh, yeah, I know him.
They call him Tony terrific.

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Hmm. Terrific.

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He knows
how to analyze stock

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like Dr. Ruth
can slam dunk.

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He must have done somethin'
right to get out of the bullpen.

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Style.

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He was the first to wear a
colorful pocket handkerchief.

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And look at the hair. Flat.

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Flat.

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You look skeptical.

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Let me tell you something
about roalvang.

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But first, let's go
where we can talk.

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When roalvang's father
ran the operation,

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there were
still people here.

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Competence was
the standard then.

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Now, it's more important
to find people without flaws.

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I don't know where
he finds them all.

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I suppose he does
a lot of recruiting in here.

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Take my advice, kiddo.

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Rising up this organization

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is easier than you ever
dreamed possible.

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But you have to be
on roalvang's wave length.

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How do I get
on his wave length?

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Don't pack your presentation
with facts and figures.

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That's all I have.
I mean, I s-stayed up nights.

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What else do you
analyze stock with?

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Facts and figures
confuse him.

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You're telling me that the c.E.O.
Of a major brokerage house

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is confused
by information?

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Hard to believe,
isn't it?

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With all due respect,
Harry, I don't think

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anybody could be that
simple-minded and run a huge...

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So, uh, so what do I do?

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I mean, all I have is facts
and figures.

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Turn 'em into
charts and graphs.

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Ok.
And one more thing.

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I want you to wear
this pin on your lapel.

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Oh, no, Harry.
I'll keep the hair flat.

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You only get one chance
at a first impression.

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If he's gonna take you,

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let him tag you
with something positive.

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You'll see it
for yourself.

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He gets that certain gleam
in his eye

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when an image registers.

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Thanks, Harry.

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Don't thank me.

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Why is everybody always thanking me?
It isn't necessary.

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I wouldn't wear that star
if they gave me the place.

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I don't want it done in 5 minutes.
I want it done now. Is that clear?

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Well, r.H.
This is a stroke of luck.

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Joel keefer, I'd like you
to meet Mr. Roalvang.

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How do you do, sir.

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Fine, fine.

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Keefer is bullish
on chipwits.

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He's going to address the board
today for the first time.

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Wonderful.
Looking forward to it.

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Some of US
old fogies think

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we have a rising
young star in Joel keefer.

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Rising young star, is he?

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Well, if that's true,
you might want to give up smoking.

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It's a filthy habit.

247
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,162
Well, this morning,
we'll be talking

248
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:51,331
about the state
of the market in general.

249
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:54,501
The, uh,
price of the current rates are really...

250
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:15,255
Yes, the dollar is dropping,

251
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,891
and yes, it's supposed
to make American-made goods

252
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:20,327
more attractive
to the American consumer,

253
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,263
but, frankly, I don't see it.

254
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:26,566
Certainly not in the area
of household appliances,

255
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,702
an area where I enjoy a
certain modicum of expertise.

256
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,238
Thank you very much.

257
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,573
Now the Americans
are buying foreign.

258
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,342
They're still,
for some reason,

259
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,345
equating imported
with better.

260
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,281
Uh, where do you
stand on chipwits?

261
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:45,085
Chipwits?
Chipwits appliances?

262
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:48,255
I just heard that chipwits
looked good for the 3rd quarter.

263
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,490
Well, um, I can't agree.

264
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,625
As I said, the consumers
are buying foreign,

265
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,528
and chipwits is American.
Isn't it?

266
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:58,765
Uh, Marge, uh, who was it...
Uh, someone was touting chipwits?

267
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,934
I don't believe
I heard that, sir.

268
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,105
Yes? Is that a pencil?

269
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,979
Yes, it is. I recommended
the, uh...

270
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,315
Chipwits.

271
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,918
Oh, yes, of course.
The smoker.

272
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,790
Why don't you stand up
and tell US who you are?

273
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:29,296
I'm, uh, Joel keefer.

274
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,398
And you're bullish
on chipwits, are you?

275
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,599
Yes, I am. Ju...

276
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:35,502
Speak up, smokey.
No one's going to bite you.

277
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:36,903
What's your posture?

278
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,372
Bullish, Mr. Witshits.

279
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:43,776
Sir.

280
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,985
Uh, well, then, how do you
explain your optimism

281
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:54,754
in the face of what
Mr. Dugdale has just said?

282
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,758
Uh, well, I...
We disagree.

283
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,660
Oh, what an asshole.

284
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:04,731
Excellent. Why don't you both
slug it out for US?

285
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,666
Thank you, sir.

286
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:10,170
Oh, boy.
The first one to holler ole gets the ears.

287
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:14,007
Joe. It is Joe, isn't it?

288
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:15,875
Joel.

289
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,144
Joel.

290
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:23,450
You come from the bullpen,
do you not?

291
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:24,884
Yes.

292
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,354
That was tough
to figure out.

293
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:32,925
Joel, selling stocks
to the public is one thing.

294
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:38,198
Analyzing requires
extensive research.

295
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:41,101
I suppose you did extensive
research on chipwits.

296
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,535
Yes.

297
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:45,138
Yeah, and it probably looks
real good on paper, doesn't it?

298
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,973
Yeah, isn't that fun?
Yeah, it is.

299
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:49,709
Joel.

300
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,812
Chipwits is just
one tiny company

301
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,582
in a vast economic scheme.

302
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:58,285
I wonder if you can tell US

303
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,787
what was last month's
trade deficit.

304
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,455
Uh, 12.7 billion.

305
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,858
Exactly. But...

306
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:09,129
But I wonder
if you can tell US

307
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:12,199
what the trade deficit was
for the entire year?

308
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,566
Uh-huh.

309
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,802
Yes, I can. Can you?

310
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,305
Well, certainly.

311
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,407
And it's enough to choke
the proverbial horse.

312
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,676
But let's get back
to the point at hand, Joel.

313
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,413
How can you be
so all-fired sure

314
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:30,083
that your little chipwits
can buck the trend?

315
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:33,553
I'm glad you asked.

316
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:04,217
You had him right then,
the minute you pulled your charts out.

317
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,652
Harry, I can't
thank you enough.

318
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,854
Oh, you're
starting that again.

319
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,690
Mr. Roalvang would like
to have lunch with you.

320
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,160
Oh, that would be...
I'd love to. Anytime.

321
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,862
Right now. This instant.
In his office.

322
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,864
No, not today.
Today is impossible, I'm sorry.

323
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,266
He'll be right up.

324
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,936
Are you crazy?

325
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,873
Lunch with roalvang
could change your whole life.

326
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,608
I have something important
to do today.

327
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,511
Whatever it is
can wait until tomorrow.

328
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,019
Hamburgers are
on the grill, sir.

329
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,921
Hamburgers?
I like hamburgers.

330
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,257
And I have some messages
for you.

331
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:48,695
Carol Chapman, b.B. Robbins,
Jack o'meara from the s.E.C.,

332
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,764
Curtis ling, and you got a call
from the gonzaga brothers.

333
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,201
They've located that waiter
who was staring at your wife.

334
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:57,904
Good. I've been lucky
with them. They do nice work

335
00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:00,139
and Mr. Dugdale is
waiting in your office.

336
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,375
Where is smokey?
Tardy, I'm afraid.

337
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:05,245
Go find him.
He hangs out in that 3rd floor smokers' pit.

338
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,379
Yes, sir.

339
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,481
If he's there,
tell him to forget lunch.

340
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,854
I'm Joel keefer.
Mr. Roalvang is waiting.

341
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,389
How do I look?
Got a comb?

342
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,334
I'm Joel keefer.

343
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,106
Glad you managed
to get here.

344
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,908
Uh, sorry if I'm late.

345
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:38,177
I see you've,
uh, freshened up.

346
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,982
Close the door.

347
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,285
I believe you two
know each other.

348
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:48,288
Well, uh, not officially.
I'm Tony dugdale, analyst.

349
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:49,989
Hi.

350
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,825
Yes, well, uh, let's get
right to the point, uh...

351
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,194
Stutterman's dead.

352
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:01,234
A fact which, uh,

353
00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:04,504
leaves me, uh, sad

354
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,706
and holding the bag
as it were,

355
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:10,042
in terms of a resorts
and leisure analyst.

356
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:11,744
Uh, sir, if you'll forgive me,

357
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,780
i-i think, for a resorts
and leisure analyst,

358
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,082
someone who has the gift
of a 2nd language

359
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,351
would certainly have a feather in his cap.
N'est ce pas?

360
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,419
Oh.

361
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,323
I didn't know that
you spoke French.

362
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,457
Yes.

363
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,592
Very good.
Yes.

364
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:26,659
Extraordinary.

365
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:27,827
Oh, thank you.

366
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:31,664
M-My wife
uh, and her family

367
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,534
also, French.

368
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,737
Yes!
In part. Half.

369
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,306
Yes.yes.
Half. Yes.

370
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:42,174
Uh, now I could
either, uh,

371
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,411
look for someone,
um-um, outside the company

372
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,446
or I can develop
someone from within.

373
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,615
Well, within, of course.
In fact it's funny, you know,

374
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,216
I said to my wife
this morning, suzi,

375
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,784
as we were
having breakfast, I said,

376
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:55,254
I have a funny feeling.
Today is going to be mon lucky jour?

377
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,059
I take it, uh, you would both
be interested in,

378
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,828
uh, competing
for the position.

379
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:02,895
Yes, sir.

380
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,264
Competing?

381
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,701
Sir, excuse me,
with all due respect

382
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:10,069
to the youngster
over here,

383
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,373
I am already an analyst and
he is still in the bullpen.

384
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,808
Ahem, as of today,
he's out of the bullpen.

385
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:19,078
Whoa.

386
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,314
Uh, what?

387
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:22,715
Whoa.

388
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:24,784
Whoa?

389
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:29,689
Yes, yes, yes,
of course.

390
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,325
The fact is
you both have, uh,

391
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:36,696
uh, qualities, uh,
which are suited to fit the position.

392
00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:39,098
Uh, you have a certain...

393
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:46,072
Something that could
easily mix, uh,

394
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:49,075
in the hospitality
and, uh, leisure community.

395
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:52,512
The napkins are supposed to be
in the caboose! God damn it!

396
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,516
I mean,
that's a big plus.

397
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,918
Mmm-hmm.

398
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:02,522
But I also need someone who knows
how to collect information,

399
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:05,425
and uh, decipher trends,
uh, quickly.

400
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,361
I must say I was
very impressed indeed

401
00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:10,963
with your, uh, grasp
of-of information.

402
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:12,665
Thank you.

403
00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:14,233
But I...

404
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:17,570
Uh,

405
00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:21,408
quite frankly,
I don't know whether

406
00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:23,843
you'd fit in...

407
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,385
Panache-wise.

408
00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:38,224
Yes?

409
00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:40,660
Sir, one of the gonzaga
brothers has a question.

410
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:41,894
Give me a second.

411
00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:47,667
Now, I, uh, think I'd want
to get to, uh, know you both.

412
00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:54,907
So, why don't the two of you come
down for the, uh, company weekend?

413
00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:56,709
The company weekend.

414
00:22:56,743 --> 00:22:59,311
Sir, I have been waiting for this
for a long, long time.

415
00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:03,950
That's a place where we go,
some of US, uh, every year,

416
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:07,119
to evaluate the, uh,
company's important business matters

417
00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:10,490
in a relaxed environment away from
the hustle and bustle of the office.

418
00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:13,159
Can we, uh,
bring our wives?

419
00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:16,295
Certainly.

420
00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:19,499
Well, that's what
it's all about. We're family.

421
00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:20,533
Family.

422
00:23:21,768 --> 00:23:23,335
We'll leave tonight at 8:00.

423
00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:26,272
8:00? Barely gives me
time to Polish my gloves.

424
00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:29,809
You can do that on the train.
Track 17. Union station.

425
00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:31,478
Thank you for lunch, sir.

426
00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:37,283
Janet?

427
00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:39,652
Hon?

428
00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:44,557
Honey!

429
00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:47,426
Janet, are you here?

430
00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:49,962
Jan.

431
00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:09,582
*

432
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,523
Hi, this is Joel.

433
00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:51,991
Janet and I
are out right now,

434
00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:53,793
but if you'd like
to leave a message,

435
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:56,328
uh, just wait for the beep.
Here it comes.

436
00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:00,867
I was hoping you were home.

437
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:03,069
My office said
you'd been trying to call.

438
00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:06,906
Honey, I'm at Carlos's studio and
I'll be working pretty late tonight.

439
00:25:06,939 --> 00:25:09,075
I hope everything went well
with your meeting.

440
00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:11,578
And, of course,
with your little lunch break.

441
00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:13,846
I can't wait to get home.
Janet, don't hang up!

442
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,047
I love you.

443
00:25:15,381 --> 00:25:16,583
Janet!

444
00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:18,918
Damn it.

445
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,088
Carlos. Carols.

446
00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:37,436
This is Carlos.
Fuck you, man.

447
00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:41,641
Yeah, uh, uh, uh, yeah,
this is Joel keefer, Janet's husband.

448
00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:43,810
Janet?

449
00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:46,212
Janet, I know you're there.
You just called me.

450
00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:49,582
Pick up, please!

451
00:25:49,616 --> 00:25:52,218
Look, it's very important you
get to union station by 8:00...

452
00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:01,360
You wait here
I'll be right back.

453
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,562
The meter's running, pal.

454
00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:14,941
Aw, geez, interrupting
my work.

455
00:26:24,016 --> 00:26:25,117
So?

456
00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:26,418
Are-are you Carlos?

457
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,488
No. Are you?

458
00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:33,926
Uh, i'm, uh,
I'm looking for my wife.

459
00:26:34,661 --> 00:26:36,395
I'm-I'm Joel keefer.

460
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,430
Hey, how'd you
get my address, man?

461
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,332
Oh, you Carlos?

462
00:26:40,366 --> 00:26:41,668
No, are you?

463
00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:48,841
Uh, i'm, uh,
I'm Joel keefer.

464
00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:52,078
I'm looking for my wife.
Janet keefer.

465
00:26:54,013 --> 00:26:57,516
Hey. Nice ass, man.

466
00:27:03,389 --> 00:27:06,358
I heard you two like to do it
during the David letterman show.

467
00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:11,530
Down, down, down, tightass!
Down, down!

468
00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:14,066
Hey, where you going?

469
00:27:15,501 --> 00:27:16,502
Is she here?

470
00:27:17,536 --> 00:27:19,138
She's in there,
but you can't go in.

471
00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:20,740
In there?
You can't go in there, man.

472
00:27:20,773 --> 00:27:22,308
It's a darkroom.
Janet? Honey?

473
00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:23,475
Don't let
any light-

474
00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,180
What are you
doing here?

475
00:27:28,214 --> 00:27:29,749
I've been trying
to find you all day.

476
00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:31,550
Don't you tell
your office where you are?

477
00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:32,651
We were
all over town.

478
00:27:32,685 --> 00:27:35,221
Here it comes. No serious damage.
You are lucky man.

479
00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:37,724
Honey, I got some good...
Carlos, it's wonderful.

480
00:27:37,757 --> 00:27:39,959
Carlos is doing a book for US
called the face of anger.

481
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:41,127
Ah!
His technique is

482
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,129
to get people angry and
photograph their reactions.

483
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:44,663
This is
the Russian ambassador.

484
00:27:44,697 --> 00:27:47,266
He was in town for
a public relations seminar.

485
00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:51,337
Carlos, I still don't see how it's possible
to get a total stranger this angry.

486
00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:53,472
You gotta use psychology.

487
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:56,075
I told him gorbachev
likes Nicaraguan pussy.

488
00:27:57,409 --> 00:27:59,611
You haven't told me
what you're doing here.

489
00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:04,483
Huh? Oh! Oh!
I got some good news. Come here.

490
00:28:08,454 --> 00:28:12,158
I was promoted today.
I'm now officialy an analyst.

491
00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:13,893
Oh, honey.

492
00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:15,494
Oh.

493
00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:18,497
That's the job you wanted,
isn't it?

494
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,733
Of course
it's the job I wanted.

495
00:28:20,767 --> 00:28:22,268
Well, good.
So that's good.

496
00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:23,569
Good? It's great.

497
00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:27,106
I-i-i-i might even get the,
uh, the stutterman portfolio.

498
00:28:27,606 --> 00:28:28,775
Oh, boy!

499
00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:30,042
And that's not all.

500
00:28:30,076 --> 00:28:33,045
We've been invited to the
company weekend in palm Springs.

501
00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:34,580
When?

502
00:28:34,613 --> 00:28:38,117
Well, n-n-now. Actually, I got a cab
outside waiting to take US to the station.

503
00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:42,121
That's a joke, right?

504
00:28:42,154 --> 00:28:45,825
I-i mean, you-you can't expect me
to take off for the weekend now.

505
00:28:45,858 --> 00:28:47,827
Hey, no way, man.
We got a deadline.

506
00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:52,531
Hey, do you mind?
This is between me and my wife.

507
00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:55,201
Do I mind?

508
00:28:55,935 --> 00:28:57,369
I know it's short notice,

509
00:28:57,403 --> 00:28:58,704
but I took care
of everything.

510
00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,539
I even packed you
a little suitcase.

511
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:01,573
You what?

512
00:29:01,607 --> 00:29:03,309
Jesus, this clown's
got bowling balls.

513
00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:04,376
Hey, watch it, you.

514
00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,045
Keep smiling
and he won't bother you.

515
00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:07,579
Smiling?
You are so ugly, man.

516
00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:10,116
You're falling into his trap.
He'll say anything for an angry face.

517
00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:11,417
By the way,
how's your mother?

518
00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:13,953
Don't answer.
Carlos, watch your mouth, ok?

519
00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:16,088
I was only asking
about his mother.

520
00:29:16,122 --> 00:29:17,890
This trip could be
very important to me.

521
00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:20,359
There's no way I can go, Joel.
I just have too much work.

522
00:29:20,392 --> 00:29:22,094
Do you know how many
people at my level

523
00:29:22,128 --> 00:29:23,629
get to go
on the company weekend?

524
00:29:23,662 --> 00:29:24,730
Then go.

525
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:26,732
I'm happy for you.
What do you need me for?

526
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,201
Because Mr. Roalvang makes
judgments on appearances.

527
00:29:29,235 --> 00:29:31,403
What am I going to tell him
when you're not there?

528
00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:33,039
I am not an ornament, Joel.

529
00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:35,007
If you need an ornament,
take a Teddy bear.

530
00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:37,276
Take raisa-fucking-gorbachev,
man.

531
00:29:40,379 --> 00:29:42,148
Carlos, that's enough!

532
00:29:42,181 --> 00:29:43,715
We're not out
on the street now.

533
00:29:43,749 --> 00:29:44,951
This is my husband!

534
00:29:46,853 --> 00:29:48,888
Never mind, Carlos.
He's a workaholic.

535
00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:51,257
This is your career?
This is what you do on the street?

536
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:53,559
You walk around with
some slimeball photographer

537
00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:55,361
and insult strangers
in the name of art?

538
00:29:55,394 --> 00:29:56,528
Now who's being insulting?

539
00:29:56,562 --> 00:29:58,464
How'd you like me
to barge into your office

540
00:29:58,497 --> 00:30:01,600
and call your colleagues slimeballs?
Colleague? A slimeball?

541
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:04,871
Hey, wait a minute, man.
I could take that as an insult.

542
00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:05,972
You're my editor.

543
00:30:06,005 --> 00:30:09,008
Are you going to let this pendejo defame me,
man?

544
00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:11,978
He's not a slimeball.

545
00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:13,445
He's an artist.

546
00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:14,813
A great artist.

547
00:30:14,847 --> 00:30:16,916
Look, if we could just
talk alone for a second

548
00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:18,550
away from your,
uh, colleague.

549
00:30:18,584 --> 00:30:20,652
Oh, no, man, it's cool.
You can talk in front of me.

550
00:30:20,686 --> 00:30:23,455
Your old lady and me,
we tell each other everything.

551
00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:25,191
In your dreams, Carlos.

552
00:30:25,224 --> 00:30:28,094
Oh, yeah? Don't I know what
you think of your publisher?

553
00:30:28,127 --> 00:30:29,161
No.

554
00:30:29,195 --> 00:30:30,829
And why you
can't have no baby?

555
00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:31,898
You're a pig, Carlos.

556
00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:33,599
Yeah? And what else?

557
00:30:33,632 --> 00:30:35,968
Tell my husband you're lying
through your slimeball teeth!

558
00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:38,070
Oh, that's right, man,
I forgot. I'm lying.

559
00:30:38,104 --> 00:30:39,505
Oh, you look beautiful.

560
00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:41,307
Lick-lick your lips. Mmm.

561
00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,642
Yeah, baby.
Don't your lips look nice?

562
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:46,312
Hey, careful, man.
It's a nikon.

563
00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:49,115
No! Oh, shit, man.

564
00:30:49,148 --> 00:30:51,050
Now it's a nikon
with yogurt on it.

565
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,655
Honey, that was great.
That was great.

566
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,324
You really showed him.

567
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:01,560
Hey, it's getting late.
We better get going.

568
00:31:01,593 --> 00:31:02,828
Where?

569
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:05,064
We're taking the train.
The train leaves in an hour.

570
00:31:05,097 --> 00:31:06,765
I still have work to do.

571
00:31:09,435 --> 00:31:10,802
Then do it.

572
00:31:12,604 --> 00:31:13,705
I will.

573
00:31:15,074 --> 00:31:17,476
Yeah, and good luck
with your career.

574
00:32:40,892 --> 00:32:44,096
The northwest flier,
train number 14,

575
00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:46,665
service from Minneapolis
to des moines,

576
00:32:46,698 --> 00:32:49,335
Cheyenne, and salt lake city

577
00:32:49,368 --> 00:32:51,903
now arriving at track 7.

578
00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:05,017
This is Carlos.
Fuck you, man.

579
00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:08,120
Charming, Carlos.
Charming.

580
00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:10,256
Janet, are you there?

581
00:33:10,289 --> 00:33:13,125
Are you in the darkroom there with your,
uh, your colleague?

582
00:33:13,159 --> 00:33:15,827
Look, please pick up.

583
00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:18,630
Honey, look,
I'm really sorry about before.

584
00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:21,767
I mean it.
I am really sorry,

585
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:25,537
but we can't lose sight of-of-of
why we're going through all this.

586
00:33:25,571 --> 00:33:26,938
The baby.

587
00:33:26,972 --> 00:33:28,040
Janet, please.

588
00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:31,343
Look, we're together
for some pretty basic reasons.

589
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:32,911
Uh...

590
00:33:36,815 --> 00:33:40,486
Uh, hello?
J-J-Janet? Joel keefer.

591
00:33:44,956 --> 00:33:46,992
Look, I'll be getting off
in a minute.

592
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:49,461
I mean, off the,
uh, the phone.

593
00:33:51,397 --> 00:33:53,532
I'm not waiting
for the phone.

594
00:34:03,675 --> 00:34:06,112
Yeah, uh-uh... I'm sorry.
Honey, what were you sayin'?

595
00:34:27,999 --> 00:34:30,869
Yeah, but there are 2 trains
to palm Springs.

596
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:33,339
There's the information booth.
Why don't you ask?

597
00:34:33,372 --> 00:34:34,440
I'll be right back.

598
00:34:34,473 --> 00:34:35,841
I'll meet you here.
Don't move.

599
00:34:35,874 --> 00:34:38,344
Excuse me, sir. You're gonna
have to get that dog outta here.

600
00:34:38,377 --> 00:34:40,246
I'm gonna have to
get this dog outta here?

601
00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:42,581
Yeah. Who do you think you are?
A cop, huh?

602
00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:44,015
It's a misdemeanor.

603
00:34:44,049 --> 00:34:47,186
Goes with a fine and maybe
a couple of days in jail.

604
00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:48,787
A mister who?

605
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:50,256
Hey, is that badge
real, man?

606
00:34:50,289 --> 00:34:51,523
Where did you get
that badge?

607
00:34:51,557 --> 00:34:53,592
It's real, buddy.
Maybe your mother gave it to you

608
00:34:53,625 --> 00:34:54,660
for cleaning your plate.

609
00:34:54,693 --> 00:34:55,894
I'd like to meet
your mother.

610
00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:57,363
What did you say
about my mother?

611
00:34:57,396 --> 00:34:58,964
Hey, tightass,
ven aqui.

612
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,901
Uh, wrong car, my man.

613
00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:05,571
We are in the private cars.

614
00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:07,773
Darling, I'm sorry.
This is, um,

615
00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:08,874
this is the, uh...

616
00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:10,909
Oh, Tony's told me
so much about you.

617
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:11,910
Right.

618
00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:12,878
Joel keefer.

619
00:35:12,911 --> 00:35:14,280
Right, Joel keefer.

620
00:35:14,313 --> 00:35:15,947
So, Joel,
where are your clubs?

621
00:35:15,981 --> 00:35:17,616
Uh, i-i don't play.

622
00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,562
Hey, put away
that nightstick.

623
00:35:30,596 --> 00:35:32,130
That is your nightstick,
isn't it?

624
00:35:32,164 --> 00:35:33,432
Stop that man.
Stop that man!

625
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:35,734
Hurry up, tightass.
If he catches you he's going to...

626
00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:04,330
Come back here! Hey!

627
00:36:04,363 --> 00:36:05,564
What's going on?

628
00:36:05,597 --> 00:36:07,699
Tightass, go on the train.
I'll meet you later.

629
00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:08,934
Halt! Halt!

630
00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:11,102
Come back here!

631
00:36:11,136 --> 00:36:14,606
Hey, copper, haven't you ever
heard of the fit for life diet?

632
00:36:36,328 --> 00:36:37,863
Whoa. Whoa.

633
00:36:41,467 --> 00:36:42,868
Oh, my god.

634
00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:48,039
Oh, this is...

635
00:36:48,073 --> 00:36:49,741
I'll-I'll fix that later.

636
00:36:52,143 --> 00:36:54,680
Mr. Keefer?
This way, please.

637
00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:01,119
But did we buy or sell?

638
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,989
Is that good? Good.

639
00:37:04,323 --> 00:37:05,391
Ah.

640
00:37:10,195 --> 00:37:12,598
Nobody told me
this was black tie.

641
00:37:17,002 --> 00:37:18,904
You'll pardon my saying, sir.

642
00:37:18,937 --> 00:37:21,340
There's still a half hour
before dinner.

643
00:37:22,007 --> 00:37:23,409
Can't wait.

644
00:37:36,655 --> 00:37:38,790
Could I have a soda,
please?

645
00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:53,339
I see a few new faces.

646
00:37:57,576 --> 00:38:01,246
Uh, Louise and I, uh,
just wanted to welcome you.

647
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:04,115
Out of the way, man.
Out of the way!

648
00:38:08,654 --> 00:38:11,957
Holy maricone!

649
00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:15,093
We find
that doing business

650
00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:18,364
in a casual
and relaxed environment

651
00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:23,068
surrounded by our colleagues
as well as our loved ones

652
00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:25,471
gives US a perspective
that is just, uh,

653
00:38:25,504 --> 00:38:28,073
absolutely invaluable.
Keefer!

654
00:38:28,106 --> 00:38:29,775
Keefer!

655
00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:32,578
Hey, hey, shh. I know you'll find
it both productive and enjoyable.

656
00:38:34,179 --> 00:38:35,814
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

657
00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:48,760
Uh, yes, enjoyable.

658
00:38:48,794 --> 00:38:50,362
Louise and I...

659
00:38:50,396 --> 00:38:51,397
Huh?

660
00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:53,499
...certainly do.

661
00:38:53,532 --> 00:38:57,369
And, uh, we'll be planning
to spend some time

662
00:38:57,403 --> 00:39:00,271
with each and every one of you
personally and individually.

663
00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:03,742
Thank you, sir.

664
00:39:05,444 --> 00:39:06,478
Now, ahem,

665
00:39:06,512 --> 00:39:10,382
if I may be so bold. Suzy.

666
00:39:10,416 --> 00:39:14,119
My wife Suzy and I
are two of the new faces

667
00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:16,955
that you so eloquently
described a moment ago.

668
00:39:16,988 --> 00:39:20,792
And I think we would be
very remiss in our duties

669
00:39:20,826 --> 00:39:23,762
if we didn't raise
the first glass of bubbly,

670
00:39:23,795 --> 00:39:26,698
which I believe is a '60? '61?

671
00:39:26,732 --> 00:39:27,833
Am I right?

672
00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:30,035
We could talk about that,
couldn't we?

673
00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:32,871
I think we should raise it
to the roalvangs, our hosts.

674
00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:33,939
Don't you agree?

675
00:39:33,972 --> 00:39:35,306
Tightass?

676
00:39:36,675 --> 00:39:39,044
Did you see a dog running
around with a red bandana?

677
00:39:39,077 --> 00:39:41,246
Who are you? Don't you know
these are private cars?

678
00:39:41,279 --> 00:39:42,748
Put your skirt down.

679
00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:44,550
Keep your shorts on,
professor.

680
00:39:44,583 --> 00:39:47,819
I'm just looking for my...
Oh, keefer. My god!

681
00:39:50,556 --> 00:39:52,691
Oh, thank god I am alive.

682
00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:54,159
I was just
with your old lady.

683
00:39:54,192 --> 00:39:56,161
And there were two trains
to palm Springs.

684
00:39:56,194 --> 00:39:58,163
And she got on
the other one, man.

685
00:39:58,196 --> 00:39:59,598
Hey, nice do.

686
00:39:59,631 --> 00:40:01,099
What are you doing here?

687
00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:02,167
I don't want you here.

688
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,469
Is that gratitude, man?

689
00:40:03,502 --> 00:40:04,936
I risk my life
for you, man.

690
00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:06,972
I am the one who told
your wife to come here.

691
00:40:07,005 --> 00:40:09,508
Without me
you would be up shit's creek.

692
00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:10,909
As opposed to here.

693
00:40:10,942 --> 00:40:13,779
Smokey, do you know
this fellow?

694
00:40:13,812 --> 00:40:15,714
Oh, not intimately, no.

695
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:17,583
Oh, bullshit,
on date nut bread, man.

696
00:40:17,616 --> 00:40:19,951
I bent over backwards
for you, man.

697
00:40:20,586 --> 00:40:21,720
Oh, Jesus.

698
00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:24,823
Listen,
I am sorry about what happened before, ok?

699
00:40:24,856 --> 00:40:27,993
There was a lot of hositility between US,
which I promoted.

700
00:40:28,026 --> 00:40:29,495
I admit it.

701
00:40:29,528 --> 00:40:32,664
But that was only because I
was taking those photographs.

702
00:40:32,698 --> 00:40:33,999
Photographs.

703
00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:35,834
Oh, and by the way,
Holmes,

704
00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:38,269
they are developed
and they are gangbusters.

705
00:40:38,303 --> 00:40:41,172
Man, they are brilliant.
Worth millions.

706
00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:43,775
Get me security. I want this
creature out of here this instant.

707
00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:45,343
Yes, sir.
I wouldn't touch it, sir.

708
00:40:45,376 --> 00:40:46,444
Do you think I would?

709
00:40:46,478 --> 00:40:47,713
Uh, I mean
as a legal matter.

710
00:40:47,746 --> 00:40:49,114
A legal matter?

711
00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:51,182
2 years ago,
a middle-level executive at metropolitan

712
00:40:51,216 --> 00:40:54,586
was awarded 6 figures in
a sexual discrimination suit.

713
00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:55,754
6 figures?

714
00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:58,657
But they're taking pictures,
for Christ sake! Goodness.

715
00:40:58,690 --> 00:41:00,191
Well, as counsel
for the company,

716
00:41:00,225 --> 00:41:02,227
I advise you not to treat him
any differently

717
00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:03,461
than any other employee.

718
00:41:03,495 --> 00:41:05,030
If anything,
I'd be a little nicer,

719
00:41:05,063 --> 00:41:06,364
just to play it safe.

720
00:41:06,397 --> 00:41:08,700
How about if I asked him
to dance? Would that help?

721
00:41:08,734 --> 00:41:10,569
I'm sorry, sir.
I don't know.

722
00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:12,070
Oh.

723
00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:14,272
I never would
have believed it.

724
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:15,607
Flamers.

725
00:41:15,641 --> 00:41:18,710
How can you cut your hair now?
This is a business trip.

726
00:41:21,747 --> 00:41:24,482
Um, um, um, look-
look-look here, uh,

727
00:41:25,784 --> 00:41:29,120
uh, there's still time
to freshen up.

728
00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:32,624
Why don't you
ask your, uh, friend

729
00:41:36,027 --> 00:41:37,195
to, uh, join US
for dinner?

730
00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:38,396
Oh, I don't think so.

731
00:41:38,429 --> 00:41:40,599
Hey, great, man.
I could eat a fucking moose.

732
00:41:40,632 --> 00:41:42,601
We'll be back in a minute.

733
00:41:42,634 --> 00:41:44,502
Yeah, we'll be right back
for dinner.

734
00:41:47,472 --> 00:41:49,575
Why didn't you board
the private cars

735
00:41:49,608 --> 00:41:51,242
before we left?

736
00:41:51,276 --> 00:41:53,244
Look, I'm just trying
to find my husband.

737
00:41:53,278 --> 00:41:55,213
I'm sure you could
let me through.

738
00:41:55,246 --> 00:41:56,982
No. Not without a ticket,
I can't.

739
00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:59,350
These are private cars.

740
00:41:59,384 --> 00:42:01,587
Uh, I have a ticket
here somewhere.

741
00:42:06,424 --> 00:42:07,525
Here it is.

742
00:42:08,794 --> 00:42:10,395
I didn't think you had it.

743
00:42:10,428 --> 00:42:12,664
I don't usually do this.

744
00:42:12,698 --> 00:42:14,065
Yeah. Me, either.

745
00:42:17,102 --> 00:42:18,937
Where do you get
these clothes, man?

746
00:42:18,970 --> 00:42:20,405
They're so boring.

747
00:42:20,438 --> 00:42:22,207
I gotta take you
to downtown L.A.

748
00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:23,374
And teach you
how to shop.

749
00:42:23,408 --> 00:42:26,111
Oh, good, Carlos,
give me some dress tips.

750
00:42:27,012 --> 00:42:30,281
Hey. I don't
have to be here, man.

751
00:42:30,315 --> 00:42:32,117
I'm only doing this
to try and help you.

752
00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:33,719
You want to help? Die.

753
00:42:33,752 --> 00:42:35,053
Ow!

754
00:42:36,888 --> 00:42:37,889
Honey! Oh.

755
00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:42,994
Joel.

756
00:42:43,028 --> 00:42:45,731
Hey, baby.
Carlos.

757
00:42:45,764 --> 00:42:48,133
How are you?
I thought you were on the other train.

758
00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:49,200
No.

759
00:42:50,669 --> 00:42:51,737
I'm sorry.

760
00:42:51,770 --> 00:42:53,271
I'm sorry, too.

761
00:42:53,304 --> 00:42:54,372
I really am.

762
00:42:55,607 --> 00:42:58,209
Aw, that's nice.

763
00:42:58,243 --> 00:43:00,979
Hey, tightass.
We'll be just in time.

764
00:43:01,012 --> 00:43:03,114
They're gonna serve dinner
in about 5 minutes.

765
00:43:03,148 --> 00:43:04,349
5 minutes?

766
00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:06,551
Oh, Joel,
i, uh, forget it.

767
00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:07,953
I can't put...

768
00:43:09,254 --> 00:43:10,856
All taken care of.

769
00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:14,660
Do you mind?

770
00:43:15,761 --> 00:43:17,729
This is such a good sign
that you're here.

771
00:43:17,763 --> 00:43:19,731
This is going to send me
right over the top.

772
00:43:19,765 --> 00:43:22,000
Oh, good.
I can't lose with you here.

773
00:43:25,070 --> 00:43:27,205
Come on, man.
Chow is on.

774
00:43:27,238 --> 00:43:29,808
Look, we'll meet you
in the dining car presently.

775
00:43:29,841 --> 00:43:31,176
It's up the other way, ok?

776
00:43:31,209 --> 00:43:33,411
Oh, great,
I'll wear a baseball mitt.

777
00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:37,816
You put a lot of thought
into this, huh?

778
00:43:40,318 --> 00:43:41,720
It was dark.

779
00:43:44,656 --> 00:43:46,958
Hey, look, I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what.

780
00:43:46,992 --> 00:43:49,427
We skip dinner and, uh,

781
00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:51,129
I'll buy you
a whole new set of clothes

782
00:43:51,162 --> 00:43:52,530
when we get
to the resort, huh?

783
00:43:52,563 --> 00:43:54,399
How's that sound?

784
00:43:54,432 --> 00:43:57,002
What were you thinking of?

785
00:44:00,605 --> 00:44:01,807
Dinner.

786
00:44:07,278 --> 00:44:09,781
Good evening, garcon.
Good evening.

787
00:44:09,815 --> 00:44:11,850
Andrew Jackson suggested
that we could sit

788
00:44:11,883 --> 00:44:13,719
as close as possible
to the roalvangs.

789
00:44:13,752 --> 00:44:14,786
I'm terribly sorry.

790
00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:16,855
The seating has
been pre-arranged.

791
00:44:16,888 --> 00:44:18,690
Yes, I understand.
But you see, uh,

792
00:44:18,724 --> 00:44:21,026
that's all the cash
I brought with me.

793
00:44:21,059 --> 00:44:22,627
You do take plastic,
don't you?

794
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:23,929
Plastic?
Yeah.

795
00:44:24,763 --> 00:44:26,631
I'm sorry.
This is your table.

796
00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:31,669
Yeah, but the roalvang's table is
way the hell down there in duckbert.

797
00:44:31,703 --> 00:44:32,804
Be seated, please.

798
00:44:32,838 --> 00:44:34,873
I'd have to charter a flight
to get there.

799
00:44:34,906 --> 00:44:37,943
Yes, as always.
Uh, this is your table.

800
00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:41,512
This way, please.

801
00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:45,683
Look, why don't you
wait with Janet.

802
00:44:45,717 --> 00:44:47,786
I'll bring you both back
some dinner if I can.

803
00:44:47,819 --> 00:44:50,388
Excuse me, but your boss,
he invited both of US to dinner, man.

804
00:44:50,421 --> 00:44:51,489
Not just you.

805
00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:53,324
That's 'cause he thought
we were friends.

806
00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:55,460
We are friends.
We're not!

807
00:44:55,493 --> 00:44:59,597
You know,
you can kiss my Johnson, man.

808
00:44:59,630 --> 00:45:01,399
You'd probably like that,
wouldn't you?

809
00:45:01,432 --> 00:45:03,268
Ok, look. You want
to be friends?

810
00:45:03,301 --> 00:45:04,569
Just don't embarrass me, ok?

811
00:45:04,602 --> 00:45:08,039
Ah, monsieur keefer
and your special friend.

812
00:45:08,807 --> 00:45:10,708
He can kiss my Johnson.

813
00:45:12,177 --> 00:45:13,711
This way, please.

814
00:45:23,454 --> 00:45:24,823
Ah, well.

815
00:45:24,856 --> 00:45:25,891
Well.

816
00:45:25,924 --> 00:45:26,992
Well.

817
00:45:27,025 --> 00:45:28,026
Well.

818
00:45:28,493 --> 00:45:29,494
Well.

819
00:45:30,195 --> 00:45:31,997
Well, smokey.

820
00:45:32,030 --> 00:45:33,932
Uh, have you met my wife?

821
00:45:35,466 --> 00:45:36,802
Hello. Hi.

822
00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:40,705
Ah. Smokey, huh?

823
00:45:41,306 --> 00:45:43,041
Ah, no. Not really.

824
00:45:45,176 --> 00:45:48,579
And this is
his special friend, uh...

825
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:50,415
Holy mother.

826
00:45:50,448 --> 00:45:51,649
Carlos.

827
00:45:54,519 --> 00:45:56,087
Carlos?

828
00:45:56,121 --> 00:45:58,356
That's right.
Yeah. Uh, Carlos.

829
00:46:00,025 --> 00:46:01,592
Carlos.
Sit.

830
00:46:04,162 --> 00:46:05,663
It's not right, Suzy.

831
00:46:06,798 --> 00:46:09,034
It's not what god wants.

832
00:46:10,068 --> 00:46:11,636
*

833
00:46:14,139 --> 00:46:17,008
Well, isn't this,
uh, enjoyable?

834
00:46:23,581 --> 00:46:26,151
Did you find your doggie?

835
00:46:34,325 --> 00:46:35,793
Oh, the do- the dog, yeah.

836
00:46:35,827 --> 00:46:38,329
The dog is, uh,
in the compartment.

837
00:46:38,363 --> 00:46:40,565
Oh, yeah.
He's in the compartment. Yeah.

838
00:46:43,201 --> 00:46:45,203
I bet it's a nice doggie.

839
00:46:46,371 --> 00:46:47,705
What's her name?

840
00:46:47,738 --> 00:46:49,507
His name. Tightass.

841
00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:52,277
Well, how the hell
was I supposed to know?

842
00:46:54,179 --> 00:46:56,147
Can I bring you
anything to start?

843
00:46:56,181 --> 00:46:58,716
Oh, yeah,
as a matter of fact,

844
00:46:58,749 --> 00:47:02,420
my, uh, my buddy here he would
like a blow-me sandwich.

845
00:47:02,453 --> 00:47:03,588
I beg your pardon?

846
00:47:03,621 --> 00:47:06,791
Blow-me. Open-face.

847
00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:08,293
Hold my salami.

848
00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:20,538
No, no, no.

849
00:47:20,571 --> 00:47:24,409
None of your post-Pullman
sleeper business.

850
00:47:24,442 --> 00:47:28,546
I'm-I'm talking about
when sleepers were sleepers.

851
00:47:31,883 --> 00:47:34,619
And it was-
it was then that...

852
00:47:37,488 --> 00:47:39,690
...That I realized

853
00:47:39,724 --> 00:47:41,960
the only deep sleep
I ever got

854
00:47:43,128 --> 00:47:45,296
was after
a long train ride.

855
00:47:46,898 --> 00:47:48,633
And from then on,

856
00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:54,839
I never could get trains
out of my system.

857
00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:58,609
That is fascinating, sir.

858
00:47:58,643 --> 00:48:00,511
It really is.

859
00:48:00,545 --> 00:48:03,514
But my hand-crafted models
are the most fascinating.

860
00:48:03,548 --> 00:48:04,950
Fascinating.

861
00:48:06,251 --> 00:48:08,086
You should see the pair
I've got at home.

862
00:48:08,119 --> 00:48:09,654
I'll bet.

863
00:48:09,687 --> 00:48:10,755
Mint condition.

864
00:48:10,788 --> 00:48:11,756
Hmm.

865
00:48:11,789 --> 00:48:14,592
Never been touched. Yeah.

866
00:48:14,625 --> 00:48:16,995
Now don't you
get me wrong.

867
00:48:17,028 --> 00:48:19,330
They're not just
lionels, either.

868
00:48:20,365 --> 00:48:23,268
I mean, my other models,
some are from, uh,

869
00:48:23,301 --> 00:48:26,137
Turkey, and, uh,
and the- and the orient.

870
00:48:27,338 --> 00:48:30,341
Oh, yeah,
they're my pride and joy- pride and joy.

871
00:48:32,377 --> 00:48:37,015
Oh, I've got everything
from the Baltimore badger

872
00:48:37,048 --> 00:48:41,786
to the Casablanca
belle istanbullet.

873
00:48:41,819 --> 00:48:44,489
Won first prize at munchen
for those things.

874
00:48:44,522 --> 00:48:47,258
Or as, uh, some Americans
say, Munich.

875
00:48:48,359 --> 00:48:49,494
That's in Germany.

876
00:48:49,527 --> 00:48:52,330
I almost forgot dugdale's
the linguist, isn't he?

877
00:48:52,363 --> 00:48:55,133
Anyhow we made
quite an impression.

878
00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:57,135
Beauties.

879
00:48:57,168 --> 00:48:59,604
Unbelievable.

880
00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:05,410
Jimminey.

881
00:49:06,644 --> 00:49:08,879
I wouldn't know
what they'd fetch today.

882
00:49:08,913 --> 00:49:10,415
In today's market.

883
00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:14,652
...of all the tea in China.
Absolutely priceless.

884
00:49:16,087 --> 00:49:18,756
But you're not going
to get me to sell 'em.

885
00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:21,292
No.
No, siree, Bob.

886
00:49:21,892 --> 00:49:22,960
No.

887
00:49:22,994 --> 00:49:24,495
I mean, would it be worth it?

888
00:49:24,529 --> 00:49:26,631
What would be the point? Huh?

889
00:49:26,664 --> 00:49:28,766
Huh? Huh? Huh?

890
00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:31,302
Ah, amazing!

891
00:49:33,138 --> 00:49:34,572
What is?

892
00:49:34,605 --> 00:49:37,375
Trains. Trains. Oh, I...

893
00:49:37,842 --> 00:49:38,843
They...

894
00:49:39,844 --> 00:49:44,949
They go and they stop
and, uh,

895
00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:47,618
the process just seems
to repeat itself.

896
00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:51,322
Over and over.
It is just amazing.

897
00:49:52,423 --> 00:49:55,193
Yes, that's, uh,
putting it mildly.

898
00:49:55,226 --> 00:49:58,696
Darling, I'm getting wet.

899
00:50:03,534 --> 00:50:05,870
Why on earth
are you getting wet?

900
00:50:06,937 --> 00:50:09,340
Did I say wet?
Oh, I'm sorry.

901
00:50:09,974 --> 00:50:11,642
Uh, I meant tired.

902
00:50:12,877 --> 00:50:16,081
Tired is a far cry
from wet.

903
00:50:16,114 --> 00:50:18,116
I mean,
there's-there's wet

904
00:50:18,149 --> 00:50:19,950
and-and-and
there's tired.

905
00:50:21,452 --> 00:50:22,653
Lovely seeing you.

906
00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:24,155
Oh, my pleasure.
Hey, no bullshit.

907
00:50:24,189 --> 00:50:25,656
I am a photographer
and i-

908
00:50:25,690 --> 00:50:26,724
thank you so much.

909
00:50:26,757 --> 00:50:28,959
No, no, it's-it's been
very, very pleasant,

910
00:50:28,993 --> 00:50:30,661
uh, very pleasant.

911
00:50:30,695 --> 00:50:34,565
And, uh, nothing different
than I do

912
00:50:34,599 --> 00:50:36,401
for any of my people,

913
00:50:37,302 --> 00:50:39,504
I assure you.
Thank you.

914
00:50:39,537 --> 00:50:41,439
Thanks for dinner, pop.

915
00:50:45,210 --> 00:50:48,679
One thing I gotta say about
your boss' old lady.

916
00:50:48,713 --> 00:50:52,016
She sure wakes up the beast
in my trousers.

917
00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:54,152
I don't want you anywhere near her.
Do you understand?

918
00:50:54,185 --> 00:50:56,387
She takes chances.
I like that.

919
00:50:56,421 --> 00:50:58,289
Risk is what turns her on.

920
00:50:58,323 --> 00:51:00,358
I don't know
what you're talkin' about.

921
00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:02,293
Oh, yeah?
And what is that?

922
00:51:02,327 --> 00:51:03,961
Grauman's Chinese tit?

923
00:51:05,296 --> 00:51:08,366
And I suppose that wasn't
her leg between your legs?

924
00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:10,468
You're seeing things.
Look, just leave me alone.

925
00:51:10,501 --> 00:51:11,569
Oh, yeah, you're right.

926
00:51:11,602 --> 00:51:13,204
It wasn't her leg
between your legs.

927
00:51:13,238 --> 00:51:14,572
Do you know
what it was?

928
00:51:14,605 --> 00:51:17,175
Your dong wears
an ankle bracelet!

929
00:51:20,845 --> 00:51:22,647
Hey, man,
don't turn sensitive on me.

930
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,949
I'm just trying to make a point, man.
Wait up, huh?

931
00:51:28,619 --> 00:51:30,388
Keefer. Keefer, man.

932
00:51:30,421 --> 00:51:32,157
No need
to deny it, Holmes.

933
00:51:32,190 --> 00:51:34,259
I saw it
with my own eyes.

934
00:51:34,292 --> 00:51:36,594
That bitch was coming
onto US, man.

935
00:51:57,515 --> 00:51:58,616
Hi.

936
00:51:58,649 --> 00:51:59,650
Hi.

937
00:52:03,721 --> 00:52:05,623
I hate it
when we fight.

938
00:52:05,656 --> 00:52:06,891
Me, too.

939
00:52:08,726 --> 00:52:11,028
Those were the longest
3 weeks of my life.

940
00:52:11,061 --> 00:52:12,863
Oh, you're
telling me.

941
00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:16,201
I should have
been there with you today

942
00:52:16,234 --> 00:52:17,368
for your
little lunch date.

943
00:52:17,402 --> 00:52:18,369
Why?

944
00:52:18,403 --> 00:52:19,870
To inspire you.

945
00:52:19,904 --> 00:52:21,038
No need.

946
00:52:21,071 --> 00:52:23,574
The charts and graphs
did the trick.

947
00:52:27,545 --> 00:52:29,180
Charts and graphs?

948
00:52:29,214 --> 00:52:30,481
Yeah. Roalvang
really thought

949
00:52:30,515 --> 00:52:32,450
it was quite
a performance.

950
00:52:33,651 --> 00:52:36,221
Are we talking about
the same thing?

951
00:52:36,254 --> 00:52:39,424
Y-You did go to the sperm bank today,
didn't you?

952
00:52:39,457 --> 00:52:41,826
Oh, no. I couldn't.

953
00:52:43,194 --> 00:52:44,362
Why not?

954
00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:48,032
Well, it was- it was
an incredible day.

955
00:52:48,699 --> 00:52:49,867
You know, actually,

956
00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:52,670
it's kind of funny
what happened.

957
00:52:52,703 --> 00:52:54,572
Your priorities
change by the hour!

958
00:52:54,605 --> 00:52:56,073
That's no way
to have a baby.

959
00:52:56,106 --> 00:52:57,808
What do you mean?
I want a baby!

960
00:52:57,842 --> 00:52:59,544
Today it interfered
with lunch!

961
00:52:59,577 --> 00:53:01,912
Today's lunch
was crucial!

962
00:53:01,946 --> 00:53:03,381
As long as I make
the sacrifices,

963
00:53:03,414 --> 00:53:04,715
you want a kid.
Is that it?

964
00:53:04,749 --> 00:53:05,983
What are you
talking about?

965
00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:07,117
That's not what I want.

966
00:53:07,151 --> 00:53:08,219
You're a mess, Joel!

967
00:53:08,253 --> 00:53:09,687
You don't know
what you want.

968
00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:10,788
I'm going home!

969
00:53:21,832 --> 00:53:23,868
Hey, there's
a bar in here

970
00:53:23,901 --> 00:53:25,903
and a phone,
and a v.C.R., man.

971
00:53:25,936 --> 00:53:27,171
Who are
you calling?

972
00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:28,806
Hey, what number is
the roalvang car?

973
00:53:28,839 --> 00:53:30,808
I gotta call
Mrs. Roalvang.

974
00:53:30,841 --> 00:53:31,909
Give me that!

975
00:53:31,942 --> 00:53:34,479
Is there a law against
me talking to Mrs. Roalvang?

976
00:53:34,512 --> 00:53:36,714
Yes! Look, you just stay away from her,
you got that?

977
00:53:36,747 --> 00:53:38,649
My survival
is at stake.

978
00:53:40,285 --> 00:53:42,787
God, look at
the size of this place.

979
00:53:46,424 --> 00:53:48,359
Hi, this is Joel.

980
00:53:48,393 --> 00:53:49,860
Janet and I
are out right now,

981
00:53:49,894 --> 00:53:51,962
but if you'd like
to leave a message, uh,

982
00:53:51,996 --> 00:53:53,230
just wait for the beep.

983
00:53:53,264 --> 00:53:54,465
Here it comes.

984
00:53:55,766 --> 00:53:58,603
Look, Janet, I know
you're there, pick up, please!

985
00:53:58,636 --> 00:54:01,706
Honey, I think we just had a
bad couple of days. That's all.

986
00:54:03,173 --> 00:54:06,010
We're gonna be much better once we
get back on track. Now, I love-

987
00:54:06,043 --> 00:54:07,678
tightass,
stay away from me!

988
00:54:16,687 --> 00:54:18,022
Who is it?

989
00:54:22,059 --> 00:54:23,794
Knock, knock.

990
00:54:23,828 --> 00:54:25,863
Sorry, wr-wrong door.

991
00:54:25,896 --> 00:54:27,998
I guess the locks
don't work.

992
00:54:28,032 --> 00:54:31,669
Well, there's no chance we'll be
peeping at you, is there, honey?

993
00:54:33,504 --> 00:54:34,972
Better take
the curlers out.

994
00:54:35,005 --> 00:54:36,574
They might get
the wrong idea.

995
00:54:40,411 --> 00:54:42,747
Sit! Sit!

996
00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:45,049
Yeah, you can just put
that shit on the table.

997
00:54:45,082 --> 00:54:46,784
Let's see.
You got the caviar,

998
00:54:46,817 --> 00:54:49,654
the eggs mcbenedict,
whatever you call it...

999
00:54:49,687 --> 00:54:50,888
Hungry?

1000
00:54:52,323 --> 00:54:54,925
Hey, man, you can't
run on empty all day.

1001
00:54:54,959 --> 00:54:57,595
Don't worry about it.
I got it, it's on me.

1002
00:54:57,628 --> 00:55:00,030
Besides, the steaks
are for tightass.

1003
00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:02,199
Oh, wait a minute.

1004
00:55:02,232 --> 00:55:04,268
I need this
for my records.

1005
00:55:05,202 --> 00:55:06,671
Thanks a lot.

1006
00:55:09,374 --> 00:55:11,108
Thank you,
Mr. Kissoff.

1007
00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:12,810
Hey, you deserve it, pal.

1008
00:55:12,843 --> 00:55:15,713
Go buy yourself
some land in Miami.

1009
00:55:17,114 --> 00:55:19,083
All right,
now you're gonna find out

1010
00:55:19,116 --> 00:55:21,185
about the next train
out of here today, right?

1011
00:55:21,218 --> 00:55:23,320
Yeah, man, I would have
gone back with your lady

1012
00:55:23,354 --> 00:55:25,456
if she would have told me
what time she was leaving.

1013
00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:27,592
Oh, yeah, now look.

1014
00:55:27,625 --> 00:55:30,227
If she calls, I want you to tell
her I'll call her right back

1015
00:55:30,260 --> 00:55:33,364
as soon as I'm done with this
meeting with roalvang, ok?

1016
00:55:33,398 --> 00:55:37,201
So, you're gonna be tied up
with roalvang all morning?

1017
00:55:37,234 --> 00:55:38,836
I guess so. Why?

1018
00:55:41,706 --> 00:55:43,107
Just asking.

1019
00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:49,279
Have a good day,
sweetheart.

1020
00:55:50,114 --> 00:55:51,215
I'll miss you.

1021
00:56:16,507 --> 00:56:18,509
Yes?

1022
00:56:18,543 --> 00:56:21,812
I thought, uh, that-that-that
you had a meeting with keefer.

1023
00:56:24,081 --> 00:56:25,450
Uh, s-smokey.

1024
00:56:25,816 --> 00:56:26,951
Huh?

1025
00:56:26,984 --> 00:56:28,886
It's your special, um...

1026
00:56:30,154 --> 00:56:31,422
Whatever the hell he is.

1027
00:56:33,290 --> 00:56:35,125
Oh, how you doing, man?

1028
00:56:35,159 --> 00:56:36,761
What are you
doing here?

1029
00:56:36,794 --> 00:56:38,929
Hey, I gotta be honest
with you.

1030
00:56:38,963 --> 00:56:41,098
I-i came to see
Mrs. Roalvang.

1031
00:56:41,131 --> 00:56:42,567
Mrs. Roalvang?

1032
00:56:43,300 --> 00:56:45,002
What on earth for?

1033
00:56:45,936 --> 00:56:48,338
Again, I gotta be
honest with you.

1034
00:56:49,607 --> 00:56:51,942
I am a massage therapist,

1035
00:56:51,976 --> 00:56:54,411
and since you two
are so nice to me,

1036
00:56:54,445 --> 00:56:56,413
I thought that
I could be nice to you

1037
00:56:56,447 --> 00:56:58,783
and give your wife
a rubdown.

1038
00:56:58,816 --> 00:57:01,385
Well, that's-that's-
that's very...

1039
00:57:02,352 --> 00:57:03,854
I thought you were
a photographer.

1040
00:57:03,888 --> 00:57:05,289
That is also true.

1041
00:57:05,322 --> 00:57:07,592
But, as a photographer,

1042
00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:09,727
I sometimes have
to loosen people up

1043
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,596
because they get very stiff.

1044
00:57:12,530 --> 00:57:15,600
I got so good at it
that I turned pro.

1045
00:57:17,735 --> 00:57:21,739
If this wasn't a special
friend of yours, i'd...

1046
00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:24,241
Just a second.
I'll ask her.

1047
00:57:29,246 --> 00:57:30,648
What are you doing?

1048
00:57:30,681 --> 00:57:32,082
What are you trying
to pull here?

1049
00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:33,250
I'm really sorry, man.

1050
00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:34,785
I know I made a big mistake.

1051
00:57:34,819 --> 00:57:36,921
I-i didn't know you'd be here.
No harm, no foul, man.

1052
00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:39,790
I'll just be leaving you to your
business and then I'll just go.

1053
00:57:39,824 --> 00:57:41,191
That's not a bad idea.

1054
00:57:41,225 --> 00:57:44,228
You've caught her
at a perfect time.

1055
00:57:44,261 --> 00:57:47,397
She was just getting out
of the shower.

1056
00:57:47,431 --> 00:57:49,934
Well, that is a perfect time.

1057
00:57:50,868 --> 00:57:53,137
Uh, unfortunately, uh,

1058
00:57:53,170 --> 00:57:54,805
he forgot his...

1059
00:57:55,740 --> 00:57:56,907
Table.

1060
00:57:58,008 --> 00:57:59,176
Table?

1061
00:58:00,144 --> 00:58:02,412
Oh, no, I never
use a table.

1062
00:58:02,446 --> 00:58:04,915
Tightens up the lumbanoids.

1063
00:58:04,949 --> 00:58:06,717
What's a lumbanoid?

1064
00:58:06,751 --> 00:58:08,719
That's a
good question.

1065
00:58:08,753 --> 00:58:11,188
To tell you
the god's honest truth,

1066
00:58:11,956 --> 00:58:13,824
I used to use a table,

1067
00:58:14,559 --> 00:58:15,860
but it broke

1068
00:58:15,893 --> 00:58:17,828
from a fat person.

1069
00:58:17,862 --> 00:58:19,864
She weighed 300 pounds,
at least.

1070
00:58:19,897 --> 00:58:21,732
Table just collapsed.

1071
00:58:21,766 --> 00:58:23,934
Killed my cat,
poor bastard.

1072
00:58:23,968 --> 00:58:25,469
That's awful.

1073
00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:27,337
Why? Do you like cats?

1074
00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:30,040
Ok.

1075
00:58:30,074 --> 00:58:31,475
I am decent.

1076
00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:32,977
Well,

1077
00:58:33,644 --> 00:58:35,379
I am decent, too.

1078
00:58:35,412 --> 00:58:37,347
So, I'll go take care
of Mrs. Roalvang,

1079
00:58:37,381 --> 00:58:39,416
and, uh, you two
finish your business.

1080
00:58:39,449 --> 00:58:40,618
Adios.

1081
00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:42,452
Where were we?

1082
00:58:42,486 --> 00:58:44,321
I hope you don't use
emollients or-

1083
00:58:44,354 --> 00:58:46,190
no, no,
bare hands only.

1084
00:58:46,223 --> 00:58:47,958
Uh, w-w-where was I?

1085
00:58:47,992 --> 00:58:50,561
Uh, you asked US to evaluate the resort,
sir.

1086
00:58:50,595 --> 00:58:53,397
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Sit, sit, sit.

1087
00:58:53,430 --> 00:58:56,100
To evaluate the resort
in terms of occupancy,

1088
00:58:56,133 --> 00:58:59,436
its growth potential, uh,
clientele, expansion.

1089
00:58:59,469 --> 00:59:02,206
And you know, it's always been
my personal thought

1090
00:59:02,239 --> 00:59:04,374
that the more young people
you have,

1091
00:59:04,408 --> 00:59:06,243
the more potential
for growth,

1092
00:59:06,276 --> 00:59:08,545
uh, because, well,
the older people,

1093
00:59:08,579 --> 00:59:10,080
they-they seem to be, uh,

1094
00:59:10,114 --> 00:59:12,917
oh, boy, you know,
just so-so darn death-prone.

1095
00:59:13,584 --> 00:59:15,452
Oh?

1096
00:59:15,485 --> 00:59:18,088
Yes, well, you can put that
in your report if you like.

1097
00:59:19,423 --> 00:59:20,658
Uh, I want all of it,

1098
00:59:20,691 --> 00:59:24,028
just as you'd analyze
any stock.

1099
00:59:24,061 --> 00:59:26,997
Then I want a full and
complete prospectus.

1100
00:59:27,832 --> 00:59:29,934
This will be
an important test

1101
00:59:29,967 --> 00:59:31,535
of your aptitude

1102
00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:34,171
for hospitality industries
in general.

1103
00:59:35,673 --> 00:59:37,041
And, uh,

1104
00:59:37,842 --> 00:59:39,309
of course, will determine

1105
00:59:40,544 --> 00:59:43,648
Which of you will inherit
the stutterman portfolio.

1106
00:59:45,182 --> 00:59:46,617
Uh, uh, sir, excuse me.

1107
00:59:46,651 --> 00:59:48,318
This-this kind of
blue sky right now,

1108
00:59:48,352 --> 00:59:51,088
but-but i-i think that
the golf course out here

1109
00:59:51,121 --> 00:59:53,758
is gonna play
a very strategic part

1110
00:59:53,791 --> 00:59:55,860
in any such analysis
like that.

1111
00:59:55,893 --> 00:59:57,294
Because,
let's face it,

1112
00:59:57,327 --> 01:00:00,564
basically, that is what is bringing
the people to this darned place.

1113
01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:01,766
Am I right?

1114
01:00:01,799 --> 01:00:03,934
You tell me.

1115
01:00:03,968 --> 01:00:05,936
Yes, i-i suppose so.

1116
01:00:07,337 --> 01:00:10,374
And vis-a-vis golf, sir,

1117
01:00:10,407 --> 01:00:13,443
um, I'd sure like to shoot a couple
of rounds with you if I could, sir.

1118
01:00:13,477 --> 01:00:14,879
When you have the time.

1119
01:00:14,912 --> 01:00:16,981
Sure, sure, sure.

1120
01:00:18,382 --> 01:00:20,417
The associates meeting
doesn't take all day,

1121
01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:22,086
which is where
I have to be...

1122
01:00:23,553 --> 01:00:24,689
...5 minutes ago.

1123
01:00:24,722 --> 01:00:27,424
Oh, gee.
I am sorry, fellas.

1124
01:00:28,859 --> 01:00:30,327
Curt, please!

1125
01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:37,868
Bye, honeybun.

1126
01:00:37,902 --> 01:00:39,403
See you later.

1127
01:00:39,436 --> 01:00:40,805
Goodbye, Mrs. R.

1128
01:00:43,607 --> 01:00:46,143
Sir, I'll just go ahead
and, uh, book a tee-off time.

1129
01:00:46,176 --> 01:00:47,644
That way
we're not locked in.

1130
01:00:47,678 --> 01:00:50,280
And if you do have the time,
it'll be fabulous.

1131
01:00:50,314 --> 01:00:52,282
You look wonderful.
Thank you.

1132
01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:54,384
Good luck.

1133
01:00:54,418 --> 01:00:57,421
Hey, drive carefully.
That's very special cargo you got there.

1134
01:00:57,454 --> 01:01:00,324
Keep her under 55,
you hear me?

1135
01:01:00,357 --> 01:01:02,592
Bye. Thanks for
the quality time.

1136
01:01:02,626 --> 01:01:06,797
I'll be working on the report
if you need me, sir!

1137
01:01:06,831 --> 01:01:10,134
Joel, it occurs to me, you may not
even want that stutterman portfolio.

1138
01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:11,736
Of course I want it.
Oh.

1139
01:01:11,769 --> 01:01:14,338
Well, why do you say that?
Oh, no, no reason.

1140
01:01:15,806 --> 01:01:17,574
Very impressive
in there.

1141
01:01:17,607 --> 01:01:18,943
What was?

1142
01:01:18,976 --> 01:01:20,144
I was.

1143
01:01:20,177 --> 01:01:22,046
Keep up
the good work.

1144
01:01:28,452 --> 01:01:30,487
What the hell were you
trying to do in there?

1145
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:32,923
She's a little bit confused right now.
She slapped you.

1146
01:01:32,957 --> 01:01:35,159
I'll have to give her some
time to think things through.

1147
01:01:35,192 --> 01:01:37,261
Forever,
'cause you're on the next train out of here

1148
01:01:37,294 --> 01:01:39,329
if I have to tie your tongue
to the caboose.

1149
01:01:39,363 --> 01:01:42,332
The next train is your train, man.
I already checked.

1150
01:01:42,366 --> 01:01:44,168
Yeah, well.
Look, I just-

1151
01:01:44,201 --> 01:01:46,503
just leave me alone
and Mrs. Roalvang, too.

1152
01:01:46,536 --> 01:01:48,638
Just get out of my life
and out of my room!

1153
01:01:48,672 --> 01:01:50,775
Hey, it's no skin
off my huevos, man

1154
01:01:50,808 --> 01:01:53,210
as long as I don't
got to pay for the room.

1155
01:01:53,243 --> 01:01:55,412
Come on.
I'll give you a lift.

1156
01:01:55,445 --> 01:01:57,247
Where'd you get this?

1157
01:01:57,281 --> 01:01:58,615
My cousin Miguel,

1158
01:01:58,648 --> 01:02:01,151
he owns a used car dealership
down the road.

1159
01:02:01,819 --> 01:02:03,420
Hey, where you going, man?

1160
01:02:03,453 --> 01:02:04,955
Oh, da madres.

1161
01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:11,228
Hello?

1162
01:02:12,596 --> 01:02:14,398
Hello, Janet?

1163
01:02:14,431 --> 01:02:17,367
Janet, is that you?
I love you, sweetie.

1164
01:02:17,401 --> 01:02:18,869
Smokey.

1165
01:02:20,938 --> 01:02:22,940
Who?

1166
01:02:22,973 --> 01:02:25,642
Mr. Roalvang would like to
see you in his bungalow

1167
01:02:25,675 --> 01:02:27,044
right away.

1168
01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:34,284
Right now?
I mean, it's...

1169
01:02:34,318 --> 01:02:36,753
It's 5:11 in the morning.

1170
01:02:36,787 --> 01:02:39,756
You know how my husband is
when he says jump.

1171
01:03:19,897 --> 01:03:21,899
Hi.
Good morning.

1172
01:03:21,932 --> 01:03:23,667
Nice to
see you again.

1173
01:03:25,102 --> 01:03:27,204
Is, uh,
Mr. Roalvang here?

1174
01:03:27,972 --> 01:03:30,074
Come this way.

1175
01:03:30,107 --> 01:03:32,076
Tell me, are you feeling
lucky tonight?

1176
01:03:32,109 --> 01:03:34,244
About the same
as always. No.

1177
01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:38,315
Well, maybe
that will change.

1178
01:03:38,348 --> 01:03:39,884
Do you want a drink
or something?

1179
01:03:39,917 --> 01:03:41,418
Uh, no.
No, thank you.

1180
01:03:42,052 --> 01:03:43,620
Thanks.

1181
01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:46,356
Is, uh...
Is Mr. Roalvang around?

1182
01:03:49,894 --> 01:03:52,296
He asked me
to entertain you.

1183
01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:54,698
By the way,
are you wearing a belt?

1184
01:03:54,731 --> 01:03:55,765
What?

1185
01:03:55,799 --> 01:03:56,901
Good.

1186
01:03:57,534 --> 01:03:59,336
What's good?

1187
01:03:59,369 --> 01:04:01,338
We'll play mockie poker.

1188
01:04:04,274 --> 01:04:06,443
Um, where, uh...

1189
01:04:07,644 --> 01:04:09,646
Where did
Mr. Roalvang go?

1190
01:04:10,547 --> 01:04:12,749
We'll ask him
when he returns.

1191
01:04:15,152 --> 01:04:16,353
Something wrong?

1192
01:04:16,386 --> 01:04:18,488
No! No, no.

1193
01:04:19,323 --> 01:04:20,991
They look shuffled.

1194
01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:26,496
I take 2 cards.

1195
01:04:31,368 --> 01:04:34,104
Oh, damn you,
you bastard!

1196
01:04:34,138 --> 01:04:36,240
I didn't, uh,
I didn't do anything.

1197
01:04:36,273 --> 01:04:39,443
Sure, take the high road
now that I'm half naked.

1198
01:04:39,809 --> 01:04:40,978
What?

1199
01:04:41,011 --> 01:04:42,346
Your deal.

1200
01:04:44,982 --> 01:04:46,483
Uh...

1201
01:04:46,516 --> 01:04:49,753
Maybe i- maybe I better
come back later.

1202
01:04:49,786 --> 01:04:51,388
I'm not really

1203
01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:53,790
very good at cards.

1204
01:04:53,823 --> 01:04:55,125
Oh.

1205
01:04:55,159 --> 01:04:57,227
I got
something for you.

1206
01:04:57,261 --> 01:04:59,163
If you feel like
a bite.

1207
01:04:59,729 --> 01:05:01,265
Fine over here.

1208
01:05:03,433 --> 01:05:06,136
You know, I would feel
more comfortable

1209
01:05:06,170 --> 01:05:08,305
if you put
the-the robe back on.

1210
01:05:08,338 --> 01:05:09,406
Oh?

1211
01:05:10,174 --> 01:05:11,575
You don't like it
this way?

1212
01:05:11,608 --> 01:05:13,343
Oh, believe me,

1213
01:05:13,377 --> 01:05:15,545
very becoming.

1214
01:05:15,579 --> 01:05:17,714
And I'm not
just saying that.

1215
01:05:35,632 --> 01:05:38,002
Mmm, this was not going
to be a meeting.

1216
01:05:45,842 --> 01:05:47,344
Take me, smokey.

1217
01:05:52,049 --> 01:05:53,550
M-Mrs. Roalvang?

1218
01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:57,921
Mrs. Roalvang.

1219
01:05:59,089 --> 01:06:01,992
Look, I just want to
make it clear

1220
01:06:02,926 --> 01:06:05,329
that nothing
of a sexual nature

1221
01:06:08,898 --> 01:06:10,000
is...

1222
01:06:12,336 --> 01:06:14,871
Beautiful sunrise, smokey.

1223
01:06:17,574 --> 01:06:19,376
And even if it did,

1224
01:06:19,909 --> 01:06:21,278
you know,

1225
01:06:22,546 --> 01:06:24,581
in an unofficial capacity,

1226
01:06:29,186 --> 01:06:32,122
it wouldn't mean
anything disparaging

1227
01:06:33,557 --> 01:06:34,724
to my wife.

1228
01:06:34,758 --> 01:06:36,293
My sweet angel.

1229
01:06:39,963 --> 01:06:41,731
My tiny little bird.

1230
01:07:06,390 --> 01:07:08,358
No. No, not the tie.

1231
01:07:09,659 --> 01:07:12,096
Not until we know
each other better.

1232
01:07:18,468 --> 01:07:19,803
No.

1233
01:07:19,836 --> 01:07:20,804
No!

1234
01:07:20,837 --> 01:07:22,639
Mrs. Roalvang,
keep it down.

1235
01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:26,876
What was that?
Uh-oh.

1236
01:07:28,312 --> 01:07:29,479
What is that?

1237
01:07:29,513 --> 01:07:31,548
It's my husband.
He has asthma.

1238
01:07:31,581 --> 01:07:33,750
He will kill me if he knew
I told anyone.

1239
01:07:33,783 --> 01:07:35,785
You know it's because
he hates imperfections,

1240
01:07:35,819 --> 01:07:37,387
but he has them.
We all do.

1241
01:07:37,421 --> 01:07:38,688
It doesn't really matter

1242
01:07:38,722 --> 01:07:40,157
oops!

1243
01:07:40,724 --> 01:07:41,891
Oh, my god!

1244
01:07:41,925 --> 01:07:43,093
No!

1245
01:07:43,127 --> 01:07:45,195
Are you crazy?
Oh, I want you!

1246
01:07:45,229 --> 01:07:46,596
What, dear?
Oh!

1247
01:07:47,797 --> 01:07:49,099
Don't go!

1248
01:07:49,133 --> 01:07:51,135
What would you
have me do?

1249
01:07:53,036 --> 01:07:54,338
We're not
finished yet.

1250
01:07:54,371 --> 01:07:55,539
You are nuts,
sister!

1251
01:07:55,572 --> 01:07:57,307
Don't move.
I'll scream.

1252
01:07:57,341 --> 01:07:59,509
Everything all right, dear?

1253
01:07:59,543 --> 01:08:01,311
Oh, excuse me one second.

1254
01:08:01,345 --> 01:08:02,712
Yes.

1255
01:08:02,746 --> 01:08:04,781
Everything's fine,
darling.

1256
01:08:07,184 --> 01:08:08,852
Carlos was right.

1257
01:08:08,885 --> 01:08:11,087
You have a need
to get caught.

1258
01:08:11,688 --> 01:08:13,157
Oh, do you think so?

1259
01:08:13,190 --> 01:08:15,792
Maybe I'm just attracted

1260
01:08:15,825 --> 01:08:17,794
to men who resist.

1261
01:08:23,233 --> 01:08:25,302
No, come back! Please!

1262
01:08:25,335 --> 01:08:27,337
Shh! Shh!
Don't go!

1263
01:08:27,371 --> 01:08:29,773
Don't go!
I swear I'll scream.

1264
01:08:31,775 --> 01:08:33,543
I swear I'll scream!

1265
01:08:37,647 --> 01:08:39,216
You!

1266
01:08:39,249 --> 01:08:40,384
Stop!

1267
01:08:40,417 --> 01:08:41,985
Freeze!

1268
01:08:42,018 --> 01:08:43,920
You! Freeze!

1269
01:08:44,854 --> 01:08:46,756
You're dead meat, fella.

1270
01:08:48,792 --> 01:08:49,893
Stop!

1271
01:08:50,827 --> 01:08:52,229
Morning.

1272
01:08:53,363 --> 01:08:54,964
Oh, my goodness.

1273
01:09:26,963 --> 01:09:28,298
Who is it?

1274
01:09:36,940 --> 01:09:38,342
Who's there?

1275
01:09:45,549 --> 01:09:46,550
Smokey.

1276
01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:48,184
Mr. Roalvang,
please let me explain.

1277
01:09:48,218 --> 01:09:51,755
You weren't anywhere near my
bungalow just now, were you?

1278
01:09:51,788 --> 01:09:53,990
What would make you
think that I was?

1279
01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:57,761
I saw a man wearing a blue shirt,
shorts, and a tie.

1280
01:09:57,794 --> 01:09:59,062
What kind of tie?

1281
01:09:59,095 --> 01:10:00,630
Heterosexual.

1282
01:10:00,664 --> 01:10:03,500
I mean, it's a heterosexual
I'm looking for.

1283
01:10:04,501 --> 01:10:06,603
Apropos of that, uh,

1284
01:10:07,070 --> 01:10:08,672
where is Carlos?

1285
01:10:10,006 --> 01:10:11,207
Carlos?

1286
01:10:12,576 --> 01:10:15,178
Wait a minute.
You think that me and...

1287
01:10:17,914 --> 01:10:20,350
He, uh, moved out.

1288
01:10:21,618 --> 01:10:23,720
He, uh, he moved
to another bungalow.

1289
01:10:24,988 --> 01:10:26,323
The bitch.

1290
01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:31,461
I see. Then I must have been
following the wrong man

1291
01:10:31,495 --> 01:10:33,497
from the start.

1292
01:10:33,530 --> 01:10:36,300
Either that or my wife
had a terrible nightmare.

1293
01:10:36,333 --> 01:10:37,767
She's had them before,

1294
01:10:37,801 --> 01:10:40,304
but they've never been
quite this loud.

1295
01:10:40,337 --> 01:10:42,472
Well, thank you.
How's that?

1296
01:10:44,107 --> 01:10:47,411
Thank, uh, thank you
for being so, um...

1297
01:10:48,445 --> 01:10:51,348
I mean, i'm-i'm
really happy that,

1298
01:10:51,381 --> 01:10:52,882
uh, it's all solved.

1299
01:10:52,916 --> 01:10:54,017
Yes.

1300
01:10:54,050 --> 01:10:55,685
Well, sorry to...

1301
01:10:56,986 --> 01:10:59,222
You are a rude young man.

1302
01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:00,256
How's that?

1303
01:11:00,290 --> 01:11:03,727
You are
a real dude,

1304
01:11:04,328 --> 01:11:05,762
man.

1305
01:11:05,795 --> 01:11:08,798
Oh, dude.
Oh, yes, of course.

1306
01:11:08,832 --> 01:11:10,834
Yes, well, sorry to-

1307
01:11:10,867 --> 01:11:13,269
Joel!

1308
01:11:13,303 --> 01:11:14,704
Who's this?

1309
01:11:14,738 --> 01:11:16,773
This is my, uh, sister.

1310
01:11:16,806 --> 01:11:18,342
Sister.
Sister, yeah.

1311
01:11:19,743 --> 01:11:21,010
Joel.

1312
01:11:21,811 --> 01:11:23,313
Oh, Joel.

1313
01:11:23,347 --> 01:11:26,282
Joel, I went all the way to L.A.
and took the next train back.

1314
01:11:26,316 --> 01:11:28,151
Joel, I wanna
have your baby,

1315
01:11:28,184 --> 01:11:30,920
but only if you're
willing to do your part.

1316
01:11:32,255 --> 01:11:33,923
Why are you
dressed like this?

1317
01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:35,258
Uh, no-no reason, really.

1318
01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:38,261
Mr. Roalvang, did you ever meet my,
uh, wife-ster?

1319
01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:39,963
This is Janet.

1320
01:11:39,996 --> 01:11:42,499
Charmed, I'm sure.
What's this about a baby?

1321
01:11:42,532 --> 01:11:45,001
Oh, this big palooka here's
been trying to get me pregnant

1322
01:11:45,034 --> 01:11:46,703
every which way
but lopsided.

1323
01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:51,341
Did-did I ever tell you how
much she looked like my sister

1324
01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:52,876
from about
10 yards away?

1325
01:11:52,909 --> 01:11:54,411
You don't
have a sister.

1326
01:11:54,444 --> 01:11:56,480
That's right, but if
I did have a sister

1327
01:11:56,513 --> 01:11:59,383
and that sister was
about 10 yards away,

1328
01:11:59,416 --> 01:12:02,452
it would be a very
strong resemblance.

1329
01:12:03,853 --> 01:12:05,254
Can you give US
a minute, please?

1330
01:12:05,288 --> 01:12:06,756
Oh, sure.

1331
01:12:06,790 --> 01:12:08,291
I'm so glad
to see you.

1332
01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:09,793
I can't wait.

1333
01:12:11,495 --> 01:12:12,596
Wait!

1334
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,567
Where are you goin'?

1335
01:12:17,601 --> 01:12:18,635
I'd like to take
a shower.

1336
01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:20,169
Shower!
Smokey.

1337
01:12:20,203 --> 01:12:21,671
Yeah, it was a long ride-

1338
01:12:21,705 --> 01:12:24,408
you can't take a shower now.
The shower is broken!

1339
01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:27,110
See?

1340
01:12:27,143 --> 01:12:28,912
You see what I mean?
Smokey.

1341
01:12:28,945 --> 01:12:30,113
Stay out
of the bathroom!

1342
01:12:30,146 --> 01:12:31,180
What's that?

1343
01:12:31,214 --> 01:12:33,249
This is a present for you.

1344
01:12:33,282 --> 01:12:34,684
I gotta fix the shower.

1345
01:12:34,718 --> 01:12:36,953
No, not now.
I want to talk to you.

1346
01:12:38,822 --> 01:12:39,923
Uh...

1347
01:12:40,690 --> 01:12:41,991
Be right back.

1348
01:12:44,628 --> 01:12:46,730
What the blazes
is going on here?

1349
01:12:46,763 --> 01:12:48,398
Ah!
Great! My life is over!

1350
01:12:48,432 --> 01:12:50,166
You know,
I was thinking,

1351
01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:54,370
are you familiar with
the work of r.D. Laing?

1352
01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:57,140
Mrs. Roalvang,
I'm not really interested right now.

1353
01:12:57,173 --> 01:12:58,575
Let's just get US
out of here.

1354
01:12:58,608 --> 01:13:00,444
He discusses the difference

1355
01:13:00,477 --> 01:13:03,880
between joy and endurance.

1356
01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:05,415
Smokey!

1357
01:13:06,983 --> 01:13:08,885
Mr. Roalvang.

1358
01:13:09,919 --> 01:13:11,287
How are you, huh?

1359
01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:12,556
Are you on drugs?

1360
01:13:12,589 --> 01:13:14,123
Is that why they
call you smokey?

1361
01:13:14,157 --> 01:13:17,260
Mr. Roalvang,
I've never in my life taken any drugs-

1362
01:13:17,293 --> 01:13:19,095
whoa. Ohhh!

1363
01:13:22,466 --> 01:13:24,601
No, no, wait.
I want to see you.

1364
01:13:25,669 --> 01:13:26,836
How's that?

1365
01:13:26,870 --> 01:13:27,937
I...

1366
01:13:27,971 --> 01:13:30,339
I-i love the sea.

1367
01:13:30,373 --> 01:13:32,108
But I'll be, uh...

1368
01:13:32,141 --> 01:13:34,444
I'll be coming ashore
any minute now.

1369
01:13:34,478 --> 01:13:38,281
Just don't rush
on my account.

1370
01:13:38,314 --> 01:13:40,750
I like a nice conversation
in the middle of a shower,

1371
01:13:40,784 --> 01:13:43,186
don't you?
Just leaving.

1372
01:13:43,219 --> 01:13:45,088
Thank god
we're alone.

1373
01:13:46,189 --> 01:13:47,524
Thank god!

1374
01:13:49,192 --> 01:13:50,594
What now?
Damn it.

1375
01:13:51,995 --> 01:13:54,130
What are you doing?

1376
01:13:54,163 --> 01:13:56,265
What are you doing in the
shower with your shirt on?

1377
01:13:56,299 --> 01:13:58,434
I'm fixing the leak!
What are you doing?

1378
01:13:58,468 --> 01:14:01,170
I told you it was a long trip,
I'd like to take a shower!

1379
01:14:01,204 --> 01:14:02,205
Well...

1380
01:14:04,841 --> 01:14:07,243
No, no, not 2.
I wouldn't stand that.

1381
01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:09,045
Shh!

1382
01:14:09,078 --> 01:14:11,314
Mr. Roalvang
is right outside.

1383
01:14:11,347 --> 01:14:12,982
Are you sure?
I think he left.

1384
01:14:13,016 --> 01:14:14,417
No, go look.

1385
01:14:18,121 --> 01:14:19,322
Get back.

1386
01:14:21,024 --> 01:14:22,458
You're right.
Yeah. Yeah.

1387
01:14:22,492 --> 01:14:25,729
Uh, would you just go entertain
him for a minute, please?

1388
01:14:26,563 --> 01:14:27,597
Entertain him?

1389
01:14:27,631 --> 01:14:28,965
Yes. Oh, please.

1390
01:14:35,271 --> 01:14:36,706
I got to get out
of here!

1391
01:14:36,740 --> 01:14:38,908
Yes, Marge, I'll be
in the bungalow.

1392
01:14:38,942 --> 01:14:41,645
Have the brothers gonzaga
call me there.

1393
01:14:43,613 --> 01:14:45,181
Why are you
so tense?

1394
01:14:45,214 --> 01:14:46,249
I-

1395
01:14:46,282 --> 01:14:48,518
I know just the thing
to relax you.

1396
01:14:53,389 --> 01:14:55,258
All right, stay there.

1397
01:14:55,291 --> 01:14:57,694
Are you sure you don't
want something to drink?

1398
01:14:57,727 --> 01:14:58,862
Shh!

1399
01:14:59,328 --> 01:15:00,864
If you-
out!

1400
01:15:03,767 --> 01:15:05,602
Just what the devil is
going on in here?

1401
01:15:05,635 --> 01:15:07,203
Uh, just a-
just a little leak.

1402
01:15:07,236 --> 01:15:09,005
Fixin' her up.
She's nice and tight now.

1403
01:15:09,038 --> 01:15:10,506
I'm not talking
about that.

1404
01:15:10,540 --> 01:15:12,375
I'm talking about
that woman in there.

1405
01:15:12,408 --> 01:15:13,577
In there?
In there.

1406
01:15:13,610 --> 01:15:15,344
In there?
No, in there.

1407
01:15:15,378 --> 01:15:17,113
Don't tell me
she's your sister.

1408
01:15:17,146 --> 01:15:18,915
I wasn't
born yesterday.

1409
01:15:18,948 --> 01:15:20,750
Mr. Roalvang...

1410
01:15:21,885 --> 01:15:23,386
She's my wife.

1411
01:15:23,820 --> 01:15:25,154
Your wife?

1412
01:15:27,356 --> 01:15:29,626
You were trying
to have a baby

1413
01:15:29,659 --> 01:15:31,294
with your wife?

1414
01:15:33,897 --> 01:15:36,032
No wonder
Carlos left you.

1415
01:15:36,065 --> 01:15:38,602
This is the most disgusting
thing I've ever heard.

1416
01:15:40,804 --> 01:15:41,905
What was that?

1417
01:15:41,938 --> 01:15:42,939
How do I know?

1418
01:15:42,972 --> 01:15:44,641
It sounded like...

1419
01:15:48,244 --> 01:15:51,781
Darling, this man
was staring at me.

1420
01:15:58,387 --> 01:15:59,589
No, no, oh.

1421
01:16:18,775 --> 01:16:20,443
*

1422
01:16:20,476 --> 01:16:23,512
* 'cause the gang's
all here *

1423
01:16:30,319 --> 01:16:33,522
That-that-that
sounded, uh...

1424
01:16:33,556 --> 01:16:35,892
Are there any other requests?

1425
01:16:39,929 --> 01:16:42,365
Oh, l'air de clochette
from blackmail.

1426
01:16:44,868 --> 01:16:47,403
Oh, darling. That's hardly
the right tune

1427
01:16:47,436 --> 01:16:49,072
for a sing-along.

1428
01:16:49,438 --> 01:16:50,506
Oh.

1429
01:16:51,507 --> 01:16:53,242
L'air de clochette.

1430
01:16:53,977 --> 01:16:56,245
L'air de clochette
it is.

1431
01:16:57,113 --> 01:16:58,347
Maestro.

1432
01:16:59,883 --> 01:17:01,250
*

1433
01:17:01,617 --> 01:17:02,686
No, no.

1434
01:17:02,719 --> 01:17:05,188
Does anyone know
l'air de clochette?

1435
01:17:05,822 --> 01:17:07,323
From blackmail?

1436
01:17:07,356 --> 01:17:09,358
Yes.
By that punk telebe?

1437
01:17:09,392 --> 01:17:10,526
Mmm-hmm.

1438
01:17:10,559 --> 01:17:12,829
Oh, yeah, man. I know that.
That's no problem.

1439
01:17:12,862 --> 01:17:15,598
Hey, maestro.
Scoot it over, huh?

1440
01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:17,100
Great.
That is easy.

1441
01:17:18,401 --> 01:17:19,402
Ok.

1442
01:17:19,435 --> 01:17:21,337
You ready, baby?

1443
01:17:21,370 --> 01:17:22,538
Uno, dos,

1444
01:17:22,571 --> 01:17:24,340
uno, dos, tres, cuatro.

1445
01:17:24,941 --> 01:17:26,275
*

1446
01:17:36,085 --> 01:17:37,887
Come on, everybody!

1447
01:17:37,921 --> 01:17:39,655
*

1448
01:18:00,109 --> 01:18:01,410
Wonderful, darling.

1449
01:18:01,444 --> 01:18:02,946
Thank you,
sweetheart.

1450
01:18:02,979 --> 01:18:04,714
He knows how to play.

1451
01:18:04,748 --> 01:18:06,615
He's a real opera buff.

1452
01:18:07,717 --> 01:18:09,552
They all are.

1453
01:18:09,585 --> 01:18:12,255
Look at those hats.
What is this?

1454
01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:15,491
Oh, no, thanks.

1455
01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:16,659
Where were you?

1456
01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:18,561
We are 3 tunes
into the sing-along.

1457
01:18:18,594 --> 01:18:19,996
No one told US.

1458
01:18:20,029 --> 01:18:22,098
Put those on, please.

1459
01:18:22,131 --> 01:18:24,233
Oh, uh, we don't wear hats.
He never wears-

1460
01:18:24,267 --> 01:18:26,903
yeah, we're-we're not really
hat people.

1461
01:18:26,936 --> 01:18:28,271
Don't challenge me.

1462
01:18:28,304 --> 01:18:30,006
Wear them, join in,
and don't forget

1463
01:18:30,039 --> 01:18:32,275
the stutterman account
is at stake.

1464
01:18:32,308 --> 01:18:33,977
I'd-I'd really
rather not.

1465
01:18:34,010 --> 01:18:36,712
Don't argue with me, smokey.
Put 'em on!

1466
01:18:45,488 --> 01:18:47,356
Joel, wear it.

1467
01:18:48,157 --> 01:18:50,193
It's business.

1468
01:18:50,226 --> 01:18:52,661
There are some things
you've got to do.

1469
01:18:52,695 --> 01:18:54,497
What's one
more thing?

1470
01:18:57,834 --> 01:18:59,869
I'll see you later.

1471
01:18:59,903 --> 01:19:01,570
Where are you going?

1472
01:19:03,506 --> 01:19:05,108
To get some air.

1473
01:19:14,951 --> 01:19:17,120
All right, folks.

1474
01:19:18,087 --> 01:19:19,989
Song number 4 is up.

1475
01:19:20,023 --> 01:19:21,991
So what's your pleasure?

1476
01:19:23,026 --> 01:19:26,129
Oh! On top
of old smokey.

1477
01:19:26,162 --> 01:19:27,931
Oh, yes.

1478
01:19:29,298 --> 01:19:32,001
My wife's pleasure is
on top of old smokey.

1479
01:19:32,035 --> 01:19:36,105
So, a one and a 2
and a 3.

1480
01:19:39,105 --> 01:19:43,105
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